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Recipe Archive.

A poorly constructed website in which Julie is tortured with recipes until she can overthrow the capitalist hegemony and send me to a prison camp. 

03: Some Bullshit Healthy Salad, or Whatever

Time & Annoyance Score: 4/10

A unique, reasonably easy, and divinely healthy steak salad recipe that somehow includes sugar, which is not healthy, but still perfect for the aesthetically minded. 

02: Spicy Clams in Wine Sauce

Time & Annoyance Score: 3/10

A delectable and oddly decadent play on Italian and Spanish clams, with enough red pepper to make those who enjoy a bit of spice happy. Done in 30m or less.

01: Pretentious Salmon Starter

Time & Annoyance Score: 6.5/10

Overly complicated, sorely in need of spice - this new American interpretation of a Japanese dish impresses guests who find black pepper spicy, and is probably not worth the hassle. 

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